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jewelry stainless steel wholesale 1. A male deer, it walks, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!!
2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by, One of them was not too late to be flattened, and the other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato with a smile: dig hahaha, tomato sauce ...
3. "I want to eat you !!!" Guess, what's wrong?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.
4. Stone and rice cakes fight, and the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...
Fixed life, but boys need to take military service, so they made an oath with the girl and gave the girl a diamond ring. They promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. The year has passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. But the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood it The place of dating, so he always became a regret. The boy was sad ... After a few years, the boys went out to fish and guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. Girls
This Boys have foreskin because of the dumplings
6. There is a duck called Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" From then on, he became a cucumber !!
7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he reached out and scratched himself ...
8. In the past, there was a bird
R n but unfortunate
one day the fire in the corn field
All corn turned into popcorn
In the birds flying over ...
thought it was under Snow, it was cold ...
9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?
Is when buying instant noodles
10. A pine and Abai have nothing to chat with each other.
A Song: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."
Aba: "After ten years is Youth Day."
Ason The year is Father's Day. "
Abai:" It's the Old Man's Day in more than decades. "
Aatong:" Another decades. "
Abai:" Qingming "
11. Soldiers:" Thirst ... thirst ... "
Cao Cao:" Everyone persist for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there is a Merlin nearby, and it may be possible for a while for a while. It came "
The soldiers:" Oh, there are plums to eat ￣￣￣ "
half an hour later -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot of water source water sources ! "
Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water to drink "
The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find a plum ... "12. A girl lost love, I Persuaded her: "The toad with two legs is not easy to find, there are men with three legs!"
13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I stupid child?" Dad said, "Stupid child How can you be a silly child? "
14. A three -point steak and a 5 -point steak met on the street. Why did they say hello? (Assuming they can speak)
because ............................
because of ..............................
Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make The sparrow is quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: The crow is silent (silent).
16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, do you have to die if you don't say !!!" This college student returned to the enemy In a word, he was killed by electricity ...
He said, "I am from electricity!"
17. A: "I take you to a place where all girls do not wear bras." n B: "Really? Where is it? Take me to go!"
: "Just in the kindergarten next door!"
18. : "Which female host do you admire the most in your mind?" The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
19 Do you know what color is Spider -Man?
red, wrong!
is white
does not believe you read the English of Spider -Man: Spider Man (a white man)
20. Why will Xiao Ming fall?
Please think twice ... ……………………… ..
because the floor is slippery
21. After a group of animals open the party, rush into the 7-11 convenience store to buy things, because it is too noisy, but the shop clerk was beaten out by the clerk. , But staying alone in the store, why is it?
The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..............
22. The glass and coffee cup cross the road. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
This cup was hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?
The coffee cup has ears!
23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, Fart 3, referred to as mp3 ...
24. I hate two people most:
n The second is the black man;
is unknown!
25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Womani Hitomi, Natsuki Mei Xi, Naoshi, Kudo Kwai, Koyama in the hills. , Kishikawa Misui, Nishida Yuki, Sawai Yongjie, Fujiizaki Caihua, Ye Shanyu, Akiraki Chihiro, Matsuyama, Yuki, and Quan Shizuka, etc. Or the exotic friends who are still in the computer: Every night when people are quiet, they have spent one lonely night with me; when my spirit is the most unwilling, they come to comfort me in a timely manner; When you do your best, it is the pleasure of making me feel unobstructed; when my state is sluggish, there is no feelings, it is that they make me spirit with it ~
26. Now the earthquake prediction accuracy has indeed improved a lot. Two words: prediction in "Heilongjiang", but the result is "Jiujiang"!
27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Ying"
He Jie said, "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Jie"
Said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang"
Li Yuchun said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, my name is "Bawa"!
Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!
Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!
Nini: My name is "Nava"!
stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
In said that in 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!
I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!
Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!
Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!
Kengjing stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
29. Yan Dong arrived, and I decided to keep the habit of taking a cold bath, but I washed it and found myself. I found myself. It turned back to childhood! Intersection Intersection
30. The celery walked and walked, and suddenly felt that the stomach was painful, and then he said "卟", what did you say that he had pulled out ~~ ?? That's the diligence (diligent) !!! Dishes) What color is dung ??????
Answer: yellow
because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)
31. There is a fat man ....
From the 20th floor Jump down ....
This results have become ... ..
dead fat man !!
32. Once there was a piece of bread, it felt hungry, so I ate it.
In the past, there was a cup of beer, and it felt thirsty, so I drank herself ..
. I used to have a virgin. She felt tired and fell asleep ... n is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~
34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?
Meng's mother three moves (thousand)
35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!"
Yan Yan: "Eye thief! Destin the horse!"
Two thieves listen to ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ... "
36. How did the ant fall off from the Ximalayas?
Essence Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time to float ...
37. The most KB diary in the world
Old bear is about to write a diary and find that the diary has been used up. But it was 12 o'clock in the evening. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.
The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."
The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 yuan out."
The boss said, "It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan."
The old bear said happily: "Thank you boss."
Don't open the last page, otherwise it will happen very kb. Don't blame me without reminding you at that time! "
The old bear said," Well, I know. "
old bear I bought the diary home, and he removed the package and placed it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write a diary ...
After taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. On the last page, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind
kb. I saw the old bear screamed because he saw the last One page read:
(Please pull down)
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……………………
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continue to pull ...
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Yes, finally pull a little ...
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last page of the price-pricing: 3 yuan
38. A peach walks on the road, walking and suddenly said, my heart is so hard!
A walnut walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my face is so thick!
The cola can walking on the road, and I feel boring when walking. Suddenly, I am so Cola!
The heater walking on the road, helping passers -by, walking and saying suddenly, I am so enthusiastic!
A key walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am Qu Yuan! I will lock up and down!
A meter walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am a literati! Seeking him a thousand dots in the public!
A tadpole walks on the road, walks and meets another tadpole, walking and saying suddenly, we are not QQ!
A hawthorn got married and walked on the road. Suddenly, my face blushed!
A hawthorn divorced on the road, walking and saying suddenly, my heart is sore!
A hawthorn remarried and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, there is a child in my belly!
A tea leaf wrapped on the road, walking and walking suddenly and said, I really want to be soaked!
A dumpling filling walks on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I want to be covered!
A lighter walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my stomach is full of anger, I want to get angry!
A cockroach walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am strong!
This thimble walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I top!
The ice cream walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I'm cold!
A spider walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I still want to lie online!
A fish walks on the road, walking and suddenly said, I like diving every day!
In a Guan Yu walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I go a thousand miles a single riding!
The eagle walks on the road, walks and meets the bear, walks and says suddenly, we play the eagle bear!
A compass walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, why can't I find the north?
A earthworm walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, why can't I find my legs?
39. In the past, Zhang Xi Mengsi was closed to raise his eyes. Suddenly it seemed to be a little less,
thinking about hearing the doorbell sounded. R n. Xi Mengsi hugged the electric blanket and said:
brothers ~~ You can come back, I have been cold ~~~

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